Ask the Wigwam

Ask the Wigwam

Thomas Winzeler, Assistant Editor

Look. We here at Ask The Wigwam are tired and have bad senioritis. We’re gonna be frank as well, no one sent questions in and we’re too lazy to make up questions. We’re glad you read us this year, we really are. But we can’t be bothered to make up questions. So thanks for reading us.

This is the end of this column because the person writing this is a senior.

Also, the person running this whole thing is Assitant Editor Thomas Winzeler……big shocker.

Again thanks for reading all year long. It’s been fun answering your questions.


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