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Thomas Winzeler, Assistant Editor

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Look. We here at Ask The Wigwam are tired and have bad senioritis. We’re gonna be frank as well, no one sent questions in and we’re too lazy to make up questions. We’re glad you read us this year, we really are. But we can’t be bothered to make up questions. So thanks for reading us.

This is the end of this column because the person writing this is a senior.

Also, the person running this whole thing is Assitant Editor Thomas Winzeler……big shocker.

Again thanks for reading all year long. It’s been fun answering your questions.

 

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Thomas Winzeler, Assistant Editor

Hello, peeps! I’m Thomas Winzeler! I’m a senior, and you should worship me. If you don’t want to worship me, then you should just kiss my feet or...

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