10 Ways to Prepare for the Trump Presidency
December 13, 2016
- Establish dual citizenship as soon as possible in another civilized nation.
- Invest in an underground bunker capable of withstanding nuclear force.
- Follow Trump on Twitter to get important alerts on how your rights will be violated in the future.
- Invest in a trusted spray tan brand to mimic our new leader.
- Peruse real estate in Canada.
- Watch the Netflix show “Doomsday Preppers,” and take notes.
- Read “The Hunger Games,” and write down the winning strategies.
- Learn the song “Do you hear the people sing.”
- Memorize the Constitution and know your rights.
- Keep a scrapbook of your life up to this point to show your kids what it was like before the Great War.
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Mackenzie Tomlinson, Spotlight Editor
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