Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from Cotton Eye Bee?


Mackenzie Tomlinson, Advertising Manager

It all happened so suddenly.

“I ate fourth lunch out in the courtyard,” junior Bailey Ownby reflected. “There weren’t any bees.”

One short class later, the courtyard was “abuzz” with hundreds of flying bees, with thousands more on a giant, moving cluster of terror stuck to the wall.

“We’ve angered them,” sophomore Alicia Kwasny said in horror. “They’re out for blood.”

Let all with bee allergies “bee” warned- DO NOT visit the courtyard for risk of serious injury and death.

UPDATE: One day later.

The courtyard is dry and bleak. No bees, simply concrete and bricks. Where did they come from? Where did they go?

Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Bee?

Will this mystery bee solved? What happened to our invaders? Were they benevolent or plotting against us? And most of all…will they bee back?