Thomas Winzeler, Assistant Editor
Hello, peeps! I’m Thomas Winzeler! I’m a senior, and you should worship me. If you don’t want to worship me, then you should just kiss my feet or tell me that I’m your god and you worship me.
I’m an editor on The Wigwam. Last year I was the editor of the Asparagus section. I wrote mostly Asparagus stories and some sport stories. I don’t trust the rest of The Wigwam as "real news." They're fake news. The Asparagus section is real news, and you should believe everything you read in the Asparagus section.
I like sports (specifically football, baseball, soccer and golf), and I like video games. The music I listen to is rap, pop punk, and alternative music. I’m part of the Quidditch team and totally think you should join Quidditch! We need members!!! Please! We only have one junior and one sophomore as members! PLEASE!!! SAVE QUIDDITCH!
There’s not much else you need to know about me. Leave a like, subscribe, reblog, retweet, favorite, post this in your Snapchat story, give us a five-star review on Yelp and read the rest of The Wigwam.
