Holiday Food

Holiday Food

Samantha Mohr, Design team, Culture Editor

As the holidays begin, importance is placed upon the selection of the perfect holiday foods. I’m here to tell you which foods are the best, and which can go.

Ham: That can stay. Ham is the best. No explanation needed.

Yams: Yucky yams is an alliteration, and I don’t believe that that is a coincidence. Therefore, they can go.

Sweet Potatoes: These are okay. They are good for you, so go ahead and bring them to your holiday get togethers.

Pie: All sorts are welcome. Pumpkin, Pecan, Apple: all good choices. Go ahead and dig in.

Figgy Pudding: Nope. What even is this?

Now that you have a list of what you need and what you don’t need, you are ready to prepare the best holiday feast possible. So get cooking! And Happy Holidays!