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Thomas Winzeler
Hello, peeps! I’m Thomas Winzeler! I’m a senior, and you should worship me. If you don’t want to worship me, then you should just kiss my feet or tell me that I’m your god and you worship me.

I’m an editor on The Wigwam. Last year I was the editor of the Asparagus section. I wrote mostly Asparagus stories and some sport stories. I don’t trust the rest of The Wigwam as "real news." They're fake news. The Asparagus section is real news, and you should believe everything you read in the Asparagus section.

I like sports (specifically football, baseball, soccer and golf), and I like video games. The music I listen to is rap, pop punk, and alternative music. I’m part of the Quidditch team and totally think you should join Quidditch! We need members!!! Please! We only have one junior and one sophomore as members! PLEASE!!! SAVE QUIDDITCH!

There’s not much else you need to know about me. Leave a like, subscribe, reblog, retweet, favorite, post this in your Snapchat story, give us a five-star review on Yelp and read the rest of The Wigwam.

Thomas Winzeler, Assistant Editor

May 23, 2018
Ask the Wigwam (Story)
May 22, 2018
10 Ways to Become a Better Person (Story)
May 14, 2018
Thomas Winzeler, Assistant Editor (Story)
Apr 11, 2018
What are Libertarians? (Story)
Apr 11, 2018
Ask The Wigwam: Love, Prom and Tools (Story)
Mar 09, 2018
New pill claims to cure Senioritis (Story)
Mar 09, 2018
Ask The Wigwam (Story)
Feb 13, 2018
Seniors! Come to Project Graduation 2018 on Graduation night! (Story)
Feb 13, 2018
Superbowl 52 Review (Story)
Feb 13, 2018
Ask the Wigwam (Story)
Jan 18, 2018
Paulers Rejoice (Story)
Jan 18, 2018
Ask the Wigwam (Story)
Dec 14, 2017
Turnip Feature Story: Expo Marker Sniffer (Story)
Dec 14, 2017
Ask the Wigwam (Story)
Dec 05, 2017
Ask the Wigwam (Story)
Dec 05, 2017
Thanksgiving Carols (Story)
Oct 19, 2017
Ask the Wigwam (Story)
Oct 19, 2017
Thoughts on Las Vegas Shooting (Story)
Sep 20, 2017
And it’s goodbye to Kevin Sumlin? (Story/Media)
Sep 20, 2017
Bald Principal Announces He is Running for President: Many Shocked (Story/Media)
May 15, 2017
NFL Draft Review (Story)
May 15, 2017
Mr. Clemmons is the hulk (Story)
Mar 29, 2017
Texas Rangers Season Preview (Story)
Mar 29, 2017
Trump Sneezes, Outrage Ensues (Story)
Feb 14, 2017
The NFL needs to get rid of sudden death overtime (Story)
Feb 13, 2017
Keller: The ‘Must Visit’ City of the Year (Story)
Jan 31, 2017
2017 Predictions (Story)
Dec 13, 2016
2016 Post election coverage (Story)
Dec 09, 2016
Who Did Keller High School Support in This Election? (Story)
Nov 16, 2016
Guide to Black Friday (Story)
Nov 16, 2016
Texas A&M needs to play University of Texas (Story)
Oct 24, 2016
Results of stupid poll and how it shows more students are failing tests (Story/Media)
Oct 24, 2016
The Wigwam’s guide to halloween 2016: Clowns, Pumpkins and Harambe. Oh my (Story)
Oct 04, 2016
IT’S QUIDDITCH! (Story)
Oct 03, 2016
Duh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh, We found Batman! (Story)
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